"911e46z06" (911e46z06)
11/15/2013 at 01:27 • Filed to: None
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"911e46z06" (911e46z06)
11/15/2013 at 01:27 • Filed to: None | 3
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Just remembered a car-related one.
A penguin is driving along when his car starts making a funny noise. He pulls into a mechanic's shop. The mechanic, a Polar Bear, says 'come back in half an hour, and I'll know what's wrong with the car'.
So the Penguin goes next door to an ice cream shop, and orders a vanilla cone. He finishes the ice cream and walks back to the mechanic's shop. The mechanic says 'It looks like you just blew a seal'. The penguin wipes his chin and says, 'no, I was just eating ice cream'.
PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
> 911e46z06
11/15/2013 at 01:59 |
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I GET IT!
this made my homework filled evening.
Thanks for the smile :D !
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911e46z06
> PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
11/15/2013 at 02:17 |
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I do what I can
Svend
> 911e46z06
11/15/2013 at 03:04 |
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There's one from the U.K. which is pretty similar, but Welsh mechanic says "you've blown a seal", the penguin replies "So what! You've probably f**ked a sheep, whats wrong with my car?"
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911e46z06
> Svend
11/15/2013 at 13:03 |
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Ha! I like yours better.
GRawesome
> 911e46z06
11/15/2013 at 14:54 |
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This reminds me of a recent favorite joke of mine:
What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?
They're both just looking for a tight seal!
Also, did you just GIS "penguin driving a car" and get that picture? I wonder why it exists...
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911e46z06
> GRawesome
11/15/2013 at 14:55 |
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Yeah I did. No idea about the circumstances that gave rise to its existence.